Tra$h Ma$h - an explanation

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Jason Derülo
I fell in love with Barbra Streisand
and I tell her every day.
Oh my gosh:
     there's [sic] so many ways to
     Poker Face.

Hey Soul Sister, I love the way you lie
on a beach with a bottle o' Jack.

I just like to put my hands up in the RRR, over thRRR
I'm talking' 'bout RRRbody getin'
…love the way you lie
Hey Soul (miezzo Americano) Sister,
I like the way it hurts!
Wake up in the morning:
     Chocolate Rain – oh!
     Friday, oh Friday!
     Oh, her hair! – oh yeah!
     Poker Face.

I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like

     "Friday, Friday!"

Baby, oh like, Baby,
Can we pretend that you're amazing?

I'm talking' 'bout boys tryna touch my...

Baby, I like it! The way you feel like a plastic bag.

Oh, her laugh...
     it goes on, and on, and on,
     and I can't sleep!
     I am in misery, saying "AYO"

'Cause we gon' rock this
baby – oh!

I throw my hands up in the Chocolate Rain.
I'm only gonna break break your bowl.
Gotta have cereal.

Oh my gosh:
     I could really use a … right now

Hey Soul, every day I'm shuffling
In the morning (in misery),
feeling like P. Diddy.
When I see your face, Friday
Chocolate Rainhey!
Soul Sister
Poker Face.

I'm try'na find the words to describe this girl
without
screaming like never before.
'Cause I told you once, baby:
     I like Barbra Streisand!
Now I told you twice.

Without bein' disrespectful,
     I got a feel in' I'll regret it in the mow'nin'
     when I see your face.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna…

Every
day
I'm
buttering.