The Facebook Song - an explanation

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"Toy Story 3" = Awesome!
What's on your mind?
Daniel Walker commented on his own status.
Joseph Twist likes this.

Ellenor Hayes wants to cook an omelette...
Natalie Steinhardt and two other friends were tagged in a photo.
Bahaha LOL ROFL woo hoo! :)

Hide your kids, hide your wife.

Found this dad joke:
"What did the light-bulb say to its mum?"
"I wuv you watts and watts"
Wuv, twoo wuv...

Double Rainbow: what does this mean?
Marshall McGuire accepted your friend request
twelve hours ago.

News feed, messages, photos, friends!
The chicken's nearly done.

I wish I was a Jedi;
Being a Jedi would totally rule!
I'm on a horse.
I'm on a boat.
ROFLcopter, LOLdemort, LOLcano

On a scale of G1 to G6
How fly are you?
"Hmm... about G5"
Oops, well this is awkward

Awkward turtle.
(I prefer awkward moose)
Awkward trout
Awkward hiphopopotomus

Feelin' so fly like a cheese-stick
Lychee and lavender chewing gum: mind blown!
I was in a choir before Glee made it cool
(I'm so cool...)

13 Farmville building requests
It's complicated
Barbie is still the best!
(Ken forever...)

Has anyone actually done their history assignment?
OMG inappropes
Totes inappropes.

Hey there, little bit of chocolate on my sleeve,
Totes saving you for later!

I love you, mum
Please look after dad while I'm gone.

"Toy Story 3" = Awesome!
Ken Lee tulibu libu douchu
Donde esta la biblioteca?
Om nom nom nom,
I can haz cheezburger

Dude, she just called you a nerd.
Oh hell no! Hold my protractor, my book and my pen!

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT = Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.